I fixed the thing on the left with the smudge tool, adjusted brightness/contrast, ran the "summer black and white" action and the "lookin' sharp baby" action 2 times, then, I pressed "Undo Unsharpen Mask" to take some of the crazy sharpening off.
We went on a family walk. :)
Then, SOMEBODY threw multiple tantrums for NO reason.
Played a little then, had lots of milk then, went to bed. ;)